Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. Bill: [after Ted was "killed" by a medieval soldier] Bogus. [ Bill and Ted are working on their history report]. Let's face it, we all learned more history from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure than we did in all of high school. Plus I never spell Beethoven. Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent.
Written by Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon. And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. Look, we found your keys. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen! Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
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